So, let's see what's up with Transfer
Student Girl's dad.
...o...okay.
I get that's he's a policeman, but this
looks and sounds like a parody of a buddy cop show.
Hm?
¿QUÉ?
And
all of this was actually serious. Kay. So, he gets home and begins to
eat a lovely meal his daughter cooked for him, when he receives a fax
with a portrait of the “girl”'s attacker. And to me...
...it
looks like Isono. How much do you want to bet that either the victim
is lying or the attacker is someone who looks EXACTLY LIKE HIM.
Later,
Transfer Student Girl's dad asks Asuka for advice on what girls
really think, so he can “prevent more crimes”...okay. You do
realize, tough guy, that all Asuka knows is how to bake tacky cakes,
make frilly clothes and fix stuffed animals?
*
groans loudly *
It's
like saying that going to a football match will give you a better
understand of men. Yes, it will teach you that men are loud, rude,
stupid, beer-filled orangutans that almost WANT TO KILL because of
what happens in their HOBBY.
I
had the same reaction, because this was after Asuka said that BELTS
ARE LIKE MAGIC. Sorry, but only magnets are magic. Proof: http://youtu.be/_-agl0pOQfs?t=1m50s
I feel like I'm watching a messed up version of Hana Kimi.
I
didn't mention this before, because I needed to be beat up with his
SUBTLE PLOT POINT, but at the first store, they found a lookalike of
Asuka's teacher, and now, there's one of his mother. CAN YOU SEE
WHERE THIS IS GOING? IT'S QUITE SUBTLE.
I WONDER WHAT THEY ARE TRYING TO SAY.
Guess
how these are called. Hint: the names are quite butch. Still don't
know? Well, let me present you the PRINCESS TWINKLE PARFAIT MARY.
It
looks like something you'd write for a Youtube parody. More puzzling
still is the constant use of “Mary”. Is the Virgin Mary the true
way to girlishness? It's like if a protein shake was called BUFF MANLY ROUGH SAM.
In
the same universe, guess what Transfer Student Girl shouts when
training kendo?
Next
time I train my ice-skating routine, I know what to shout.
In
another sequence of misunderstandings (or not), Thin Guy From Bleach
and Queen Bitch seem to be developing a sort of romance. Which, in
their language, translates as “I'm going to tell you that it's
obvious you are in love with me” over and over again.
Meanwhile,
in “let's stretch out this very subtle plot as much as possible”
land, Isono is arrested and is now saying goodbye to his
class...DESPITE HAVING BEEN ARRESTED. I guess this happens all the
time in Japan “oh, have you just murdered someone? Well, let's go
to your office and say goodbye, it's the polite thing to do.”
Another
Isono montage. YOU'D THINK THEY WOULD SPEND LESS TIME ON THE COMIC
RELIEF OF FAIL.
Folks,
did you hear that? I think Asuka's testicles just dropped.
Congratulations!
She's
talking about his trout.
Oh,
I wonder who stole his (her?) purse? I WISH I COULD GUESS. IT'S
REALLY CONFUSING.
Yep,
it's Isono's evil twin. What a twist!
Yep,
it was his bag. I realize I wrote “purse” before, and that was an
accident...but I'm not changing it. MANLY SATCHEL FULL OF HEART SHAPED
COOKIES.
Oh
look, she looks like's going to tell him that she loves him or
something.
But
are you surprised that she didn't?
Next
episode: stuff. Can you tell how predictable I'm finding this show?
If
a “rival” of Asuka randomly appears to compete for Transfer
Student Girl's heart, this is officially the worst japanese drama
I've ever seen.
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